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FRENCH BASTARDS U.S TOUR
EPISODE 7 : THE DESERT SOUTH
Date : Nov.2011
Location : U.S.A
Mode : Bastards


This was a long journey from New Orleans to Austin, where we stopped at a crappy motel in the wild Texas…



You should know that Mat, who books the motels, has a simple mission (this is a TIC little intern game) : he has to choose the crappiest motel and those where we can find the best "serial killer" spirit, just to increase our chances of being murdered as we're going to the reception for some chocolate bars in the middle of the night. Yeah. There is a time where you have to know what you want to do : the typical French tour with crappy hotels and smallest room you've ever seen, or the U.S Tour with 50$ twin room, free Wi-Fi everywhere and XXXXX Size bed that you can only find at the Hilton Hotel in Paris.


The trip to Austin is awesome. Texas is an unknown country, it's so much more than the country of Sue Ellen (stop drinking, Sue) and JR Ewing. Beautiful landscapes and great ranches… we start to understand a bit more the hardness of those guys who (except in Austin, the socialist city where they've all voted for Obama) carry a gun and wear a Stetson only to go shopping, who drive cars even bigger than elsewhere, and who say : "Obama? Don't know that guy, he's not our president". Here it is, the "Real Estate", the American Dream, the land of cowboys… it's here!



Austin, however, is not like that. The show was great, we met again the fans from the European rugby club, wearing the berets they bought at Sxsw Festival in March. Austin is becoming a strong place for TIC, we can feel it… like Chicago, a real rock'n'roll city !

But now it's time for serious matters : THE TRIP of the U.S tour. We'll play tomorrow in Tucson, Arizona : 15 hours drive through a desert land. We decide to get some sleep and we wake up at 4:00 in the morning, so than we can arrive right on time in Tucson. Here, that means one hour before going on stage, a great American tradition that we learned very quickly. This epic journey between Texas and Arizona will remains in our memories. No comments, just look at these pictures.




Eventually, we arrive right on time in Tucson, the perfect timing to eat a steak at Waffle House. Never go to shower after a long trip like this, you must stay nervous and tired, you must store the proteins of the steak, and you must break everything on stage. Go to shower only after the show, otherwise you risk to collapse. We've made that mistake before, so now we never go to the hotel before the show, even if we look like morons.



We met Marianne Dissard, a French singer based in Tucson. We feel good with Marianne because she's from Bearn, in Gascony… we had the same education when we were young. Go listen what Marianne does… for us, that's the true elegant French music, like Edith Piaf before. That's a real woman, not a trivial girl doing neo-realistic songs with an accordion. Vive la France! Tatatata Tatatata, the day of glory is coming !



We made a quick but well executed show. The Tucson Weekly has made a great paper about us, and the guy is a big fan, it's cool. But hey, now it's time to go to bed, we haven't sleep for 24 hours !